I found this meme at Sonja's, and I thought it was fun. Here it is:

Go to your music player of choice and put your entire collection on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, random music player?
Metro - Dead Disco (I'm out of date? Do I, like Disco, 'suck'?)

Will I have a long and happy life?
Eurythmics - Talk To Me (I'm trying...)

What do my friends really think of me?
The Cure - Friday I'm In Love (Awww, shucks, thanks guys!)

What does my significant other think of me?
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (I guess he thinks I'm, like, out of this world hot? Or maybe just weird?)

Do people secretly lust after me?
5-6-7-8s - Woohoo (That's a good sign!)

How can I make myself happy?
George Michael - Too Funky (I agree, George Michael does make me happy.)

What should I do with my life?
Cake - Frank Sinatra (Gamble, drink, smoke, and hang around with same? Done and done!)

Why must life be so full of pain?
Blink 182 - The Rock Show (I agree. Rock music is the downfall of society...)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Apollo 10 - Joy (Uhm, okay, but could you be more specific?)

Will I ever have children?
Beyonce Knowles - Work It Out (You mean, a child? Out of my vagina? Right now? ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M PREGNANT?? DAMN YOU BEYONCE!!! DAAAAAMN YOU TO HELLLLL!!)

Will I die happy?
Cake - Never Give You Up (I'm a bit old to be put up for adoption..)

Can you give me some advice?
Eminem - Lose Yourself (Sweet.)

What do you think happiness is?
Everclear - I've Seen Better Days (Maybe I'll ask again tomorrow?)

Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (Well, that advice is bananas. That's right. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.)